WOW! 100 feet down! Only …..5300 more to go. Oh boy. This might take a while.
im following this blog where this person is trying to knit a mile long scarf this is amazing and deserves more attention
*seductively* water makes me wet
you are a dude
maybe you arent aware how water works
Slip Softly - roadsider (ao)
Word count: 3825
"You’re crushing hard on the kid, and to my knowledge, you’ve had all of what, three full conversations?"
She curves an eyebrow at him, tapping her nails against his tray. “And I’m pretty sure most of those were related to that science project you two did last year.”
"Can we not do this here," Derek whines. He lifts his head just enough to peer at Laura. "In fact, can we not do this ever?"
I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones
I thought the same thing but then I realized that people who break bones are people that are really physically active//do stupid shit//do things in general, and seeing as I don’t fit in those categories, it’s unlikely for me to break a bone.