girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

(via oohlookashiny)

thethoughtbubble122:

kerflump:

adhd things no-one really talks about

- skewed sense of time eg; i can easily get there and back before my eggs cook!

- altered sense of reality//tendency to get sucked up in daydreams and temporarily lose track of real life

- extremely vivid daydreams// alternative realities

- feeling really lonely but getting the urge to isolate yourself for no reason

- getting overwhelmed by too many choices and freaking out

- hearing the instructions but not really being able to hold onto them

- people cant speak to you while you’re really focused on something because you can’t hold on to multiple things in your brain at once

- repeating things over and over in your head to try and remember them

- feeling like you never really appreciate things as much as you should because you get too sidetracked

- getting super excited by small things but sometimes feeling indifferent towards the things everyone’s raving about

- being self conscious from everyone telling you you’re annoying but being scared you’ll come off as boring

- getting hyperfixations on a certain person and getting really wrapped up on them regardless of if they like you back

- putting too much into things and getting disappointed when it’s not reciprocated

- constantly being told that you’re too intense and need to chill it out a bit

- ^ thinking you’re cool and desperately wanting to just be chill and laid back but your personality is just 24/7 overdrive

- building things up so much in your head to the point that it gets stressful because what if it doesn’t live up to expectations??

- extremely over-emotional (this includes when it’s inappropriate such as giggling at sad things and then feeling really bad after)

- feeling when you just don’t know when to stop

- getting increasingly uncomfortable in a situation for no apparent reason until you feel like you’re gonna cry or scream but you do none of that and just sit there


feel free to add on!

Repeating to remember is such a mood, I’ll go into the kitchen to get water and food and put the water by the doorway, then spend the entire time it takes to prepare the food repeating “remember the water” in my head so I leave with both food and water. Then I forget my phone

(via oohlookashiny)

Normal Horoscope:

normal-horoscopes:

Aries: Keep still, it sees you.

Taurus: Trace the coils in the air, they will lead you to what you seek.

Gemini: The moon is right, give it the old college try but wear protective gear.

Cancer: The stars say to eat. You need it.

Leo: Move to the river. Drink deep. It will all be over soon.

Virgo: The answer brandishes a pool cue. The answer has had too much to drink.

Libra: Suit up. You are needed. Bring the rain.

Scorpio: The lights are hotter than they look. Dress lightly. Wear antiperspirant.

Ophiuchus: Ignore the rocking chair.

Sagittarius: Leave for now. Recompense is coming. Know that they understand.

Capricorn: Lingerie does wonders.

Aquarius: Play close to the chest. You are watched.

Pisces: The answer lies within the ground beef. Wash your hands.

(via oohlookashiny)

kinaco-cat:

こども用ソファで猫じゃらししてたら、とんでもない瞬間が撮れてしまった。ポーズもすごいがアニメみたいな顔になってる…。

(via mostlycatsmostly)

wingedrivers:

gahdamnpunk:

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Christian Soriano is bae

AND DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE GOT THAT FROM

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Originally posted by lifetimetv

I remember the season Christian was in. And he had a problem (because he was fresh out of fashion school) with understanding how to dress bigger women. And Tim Gunn, who has always been a proponent of needing to design fashion for more natural sizes, helped him to get out of that mind set by planting the seed. That growth we see is from this amazing fashion teacher! 

(Source: twitter.com, via dilfweed)

geekandmisandry:
“ jamesblackhound:
“ kramergate:
“ kramergate:
“buzzfeed. this is not even a question. I hate you
”
if you choose billy the FBI comes to your house
”
I feel as if picking the Billy hot tub option is actually valid. Like. I’d love to...

geekandmisandry:

jamesblackhound:

kramergate:

kramergate:

buzzfeed. this is not even a question. I hate you

if you choose billy the FBI comes to your house

I feel as if picking the Billy hot tub option is actually valid. Like. I’d love to hang out with hopper for a weekend, but I think drowning billy would just be more satisfying long term.

I didn’t like how this response started, but I respect where it ended up.

(Source: beetledrink, via organfullofbees)


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