No Vonneguts, No Glory



Current length:

104’ .5”

WOW! 100 feet down! Only …..5300 more to go. Oh boy. This might take a while.

im following this blog where this person is trying to knit a mile long scarf this is amazing and deserves more attention





"malala is a role model for EVERY LITTLE GIRL regardless of race and religion"
no no n
no no fuck stop it
it is not regardless of race and religion she is a role model SPECIFICALLY for muslim little girls around the world. little white girls around the world have TONS of role models. everywhere. literally all over television, books, you name it. admire Malala, yes. that’s not what is being said. do not take something that is meant for a specific culture simply because you want it. know anything about Malala?  because I’m pretty sure she would read what you just said and be severely disappointed.
this post makes me so angry.  you are actually implying that this little girl is not allowed to be inspired by Malala because this girl isn’t Muslim, and that is just… so wrong.  That’s terrible.  

My philosophy of non-violence was only meant for Indians! Everyone else should just ignore me.

My charity was only meant to inspire my native Albanians. Everyone else should just forget about it
My courage and perseverance should only be a light unto fellow disabled people. Other people should realize I am just “not for them.”

My discoveries? GERMANS ONLY!
My charity work was really only meant to inspire Brits, not actually help anyone who isn’t my skin color and nationality.

I only care about Tibet. The rest of the world can suck it!

i literally cannot believe someone just got schooled by jafar from aladdin
Fuck, my tea.
me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)




*seductively* water makes me wet

you are a dude

maybe you arent aware how water works


Slip Softly - roadsider (ao)

Word count: 3825

Rating: PG-13


"You’re crushing hard on the kid, and to my knowledge, you’ve had all of what, three full conversations?"

She curves an eyebrow at him, tapping her nails against his tray. “And I’m pretty sure most of those were related to that science project you two did last year.”

"Can we not do this here," Derek whines. He lifts his head just enough to peer at Laura. "In fact, can we not do this ever?"


Note to self: crying doesn’t make you weak


I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones

I thought the same thing but then I realized that people who break bones are people that are really physically active//do stupid shit//do things in general, and seeing as I don’t fit in those categories, it’s unlikely for me to break a bone. 


i am much gayer and nerdier than i originally budgeted for 

We look up at the same stars, and see such different things.
George R. R. Martin (via seabois)